Aint life a bitch

2005-09-13T09:07:00.000-07:00

Me and my tubsy,came all the way to tekong for me...must be really hard on her

2005-09-13T09:06:00.000-07:00

Private YIP!!!!

2005-09-13T09:03:00.000-07:00

Cougar platoon 2, so happens that my friends r gonna be in there soon hahaha,suckers

2005-09-13T09:02:00.000-07:00

Check out my bed man,so comfy right

2005-09-13T09:01:00.000-07:00

My home for the past 2 months

2005-09-13T08:59:00.000-07:00

ME and my Section

Done with BMT

2005-09-13T04:31:00.000-07:00

Ok i've not updated my blog for like 2 freaking months,i;m just too lazy la...u cant blame me cause Army boys only got 24 hrs plus to do their shit at home before they have to book in camp...well life in BMT has been great to say the least...i didnt expect army to be that fun,lame as it may sound but somehow i feel honoured to serve my nation...in a sense that i'm playing a part in making a place safe for my mum and dad to live in,a place save for my tubsy to sleep at night and a place safe enough for all my family and friends to carry on living.

I guess i was super anti army being that i hate regimental life, all the mindless marching and taking orders. But somehow it has open my mind to flexible thinking and the ability to do things faster without screwing up. Hmmm sounds lame but i hope i get into OCS,milk the army of all its damn money!!!getting back my parents taxes hahaha.

Ok erm i;m just gonna like upload some pics of my army days,so u guys get to see me bald ...ya i know some people r dying to see me that way cause they get to laff their asses off...but screw u man!crew cut is the in thing now,even brad pitt spots one!ok i;m no brad pitt but i don;t give a shit!hahaha...ok halla back

Finally i'm back,for one DAY!

2005-07-22T01:31:00.000-07:00

Holly molly,i'm finally home after 2 weeks in tekong. Thank god i dont smell lik most of the guys there,they should learn how to wash their clothes for god sake!maybe home econs in secondary sch should have 1 semester dedicated to clothes washing without using a washing machine.

Actually life is pretty good there,get to learn new stuff and well get to improve my pathetic stamina. Though i havent got to know alot of people yet,i'll try to make new friends. Hey i'm an introvert and a shy person k. Lack of sleep and lack of time to even shit is pissing me off man,but well this is army not a damn chalet so no choice. Not to mention BMT has lots of blur fuckers. Cant stand those idiots,its because of them they the words "TERKAN" is invented. Its because of them they "KNOCK IT DOWN" is also invented. Man if only they hve less of such people and more bright people. AND guess what,the blur asses r the people with straight A's. SO all u smart asses watch out,if u ever go into army,your gonna get wacked by people like me!

Ok sorry abt the lack of time to do more post,well the reason is obvious. To baby,shhhhhhhssss quiet,its a secret. An alvin i hope your trainin gets more tough in Civil cause its unfair u get to enjoy while yur good buddy me is suffering,alex hope u get more jobs n stop being an asshole. TO the freak i know its boring!so help me out here!to others who read this blog,man u got patience to even start reading a line,its ultimately boring man haha...ok gotta go pack my bag,shit i cant squeeze in all my stuff. Holla back

Last Day

2005-07-07T07:17:00.000-07:00

SIGH!!!!
The biggest sigh i will ever post on my blog,fucking gonna cry now man! Can't believe i'm gonna go into army tomorrow,fucking sad case. But its ok, its part of life and im just gonna accept it. Lets all hope i don't die inside,pray for my safety! ok so i won't be able to update my blog for the next 2 weeks,BMT is such,what can i do. To all those that visit,thanks a mil. I didnt expected people to even show up at my blog lolz. Promise i'll be back 2 weeks later with more shit to write,mostly bitchin abt army i suppose

ok this section is dedicated to all the people who wanna see me bald. Ya'll can wait a million years and you'll never get to see it!!ok for those who r lucky enough to go to Lilian's birthday party,i'll be the joke of the day k,so count you lucky stars that i'm gonna be there.And if your kind,i might just take a pic and send to ya lolz. Ok God bless to all my friends out there,take care of yourselve and don't party to hard. I'll be back. Holla

2005-07-06T09:48:00.000-07:00

Doesnt't look like japan aint it. Seems like some european country or shit lik that

2005-07-06T09:47:00.000-07:00

Got forced to wear this freakin robe cause i gotta go into the hot spring,NAKED!most embarrasing moment of my trip. And mind you its abt 8 fucking degrees outside

2005-07-06T09:46:00.000-07:00

My fam and me outside the imperial palace

2005-07-06T09:45:00.000-07:00

Cheery blosoms,Thank God they were still in season when we got there

argh!!!

2005-07-05T21:17:00.000-07:00

i cant fucking load pics!
whats wrong!
is it me or the damn server cause whenever i upload them,a blank screen always appears though thr status is shown as done on the bottom of the page

Japan Trip

2005-07-05T20:44:00.000-07:00

Hello,for all those who didn't know. I had like a lil family trip to Japan before i went to HK. Didnt went to many places,just Hokkaido and Tokyo. Hokkaido was a blast though,the food there is great,weather is great,snacks are great and you can't believe how sweet the water is there. NO SHIT!its true,thats why the milk there is freaking tasty too. SO milk lovers,fly there and you'll never regret it. European chocolate aint shit compared to Hokkaido. Not forgetting rockmelon kitkat,fuckin A man!

Fishing day

2005-07-04T10:44:00.000-07:00

Finally got to meet with my circle of dumbasses. Been like a month plus since i last saw them,graduation really does draw people closer,weird ehz. Anyway my condolence to caleb for not being able to join us today,that poor basturd is caught up in camp. God bless and good luck in losing weight,bet you look retarded with a bald head hahahaha. Even if your out, i doubt may will cut some slack and let you hang, sigh what a tragic asshole.

Anyway back to the fishing trip. Our dear Neo manage to convince us to give punggol another shot, this time we'll be going to punggol jetty. I felt really gulity for abandoning baby to go fishing,sigh make it up to you on wed!promise!All in all i took like 5 fucking buses to get to the jetty,thank God it only cost me 2 bucks in all. I personally thing MP3 players are one of the greatest invention brought abt by man kind, without it long bus rides will be a total bitch, not that it isnt bad enough already. However i kinda feel that my earphones are making me death, or is it just me hallucinating hmmmmm....

For the first time, Ah Yong caught a fish!!!guess what,it isnt a cat fish!something edible i guess...lots like a pomfret but not quite,dont know what the fuck it is...Actually its the first time he caught a fish when i'm around haha,i swear i'm the jinx in the group. Fucking generate like noises worthy of a rock concert. But hey, i was quiet this time!ALright gonna get the pics up soon,right after Queen Neo develops them,so do it quick!

Gonna play warcraft now,kinda addicted to it,wicked game to play with friends. I know i;m slow but fuck al lof u who think so!haha...And yeah Happy Birthday Yong!Fucking twenty so grow up!Holla back

6 more days

2005-07-02T07:00:00.000-07:00

Thank you alvin,its about fucking time you send me those pics. But i shant be ungrateful and hit at ya all the time so thanks bud. Alright i've some other pics up in my own cam,just trying to locate the damn usb cable to upload the vids and pics onto my com. Can't believe i'm back,air really does smell pretty good here.

Yesterday night was the first time i've stepped into Zouk for like erm 4 months?Got my new card and went to find dear alvin in phuture right after that. OO yeah and its the first time i actually manage to dance wit baby lolz....ZOuk was well alright,though in pale comparision to Volar and Dragon-i, i can'e help but feel a sense of nostelgia when i got there. Though kiddish in crowd and lousy in music,still feels much cozier than HK. Maybe cause there are too many caucasians over there and its like being in States or something. OOO ya and thank you kenneth for like changing the location of the tag board

Big shout to rebec for posting the first damn comment on my board!wooooo!

heRE ARe pics

2005-06-30T10:34:00.000-07:00

I got bullied everynight by the guys
Me and Alvin[Biggest asshole in the world]
3 dumbasses[only holds true for the guy on the right]
Me and Cha CHan Teng auntie

Fuck You ALEX!!!!

What a day

2005-06-30T10:18:00.000-07:00

Alright i didnt got to really speak much abt the trip back to singapore,so pretty screwed with the freaking chiense words that appeared in the start up screen. Apparently that only happens in my dads com but not on my ...so yeah anyway,i decided to be a good bf for once and scare the shit outta my baby. Kinda didnt tell here that i was popping back early for a week,so yeah i went home,grab her gifts and surprise the shit outta her by appearing at her door step. How i wish i could hve measured the size of her gaping mouth, gotta be at least worthy of challenging the world record for biggest mouth hahaha,this ones for u baby.

Anyway yeah thanks to my dear friend alvin,whose so damn slow in hosting the pics in his online album,i won;t be able to post any pics just yet. However i'm gonna post of pics i've taken on my trip to japan b4 i went to HK. Just to try out those functions on the blog. Alright gonna watch Queer, holla back

finally home

2005-06-29T07:33:00.000-07:00

For some damn reason the blogger site is in chinese, damn i can't read no chinese, its been lik 3 years sinc ei took my freakin O levels! so anyone out there whose reading this, pls help me with this shit...i gotta like change the freakin language settings before i know how to put some nice lil pics....gotta make it attractive so that my friends will have some dumb webby to go to when their bored

Alright back to the topic. The captain of my flight was great, i didn't felt a thing when the plane took off and landed, maybe its because i was sleepin like a pig,hopefully i didnt snore haha...food wasn't all that bad on the plane,beef pasta and magnum icecream. Alil tip for those who are gonna fly,wait for a few mins before eating the icecream. Somehow the freezer onboard is so efficient that all icecreams are kept rock solid,and i mean ROCK as a big time metaphor. Watched Be Cool on board, i was so disappointed. Personally describe it as a piece of shit saved only by the hilarious antics of THE ROCK, if u ssmmmmmeeeeellll~

Alright gotta go post this,more on singapore on my next post. ANYONE~help me!!!!

One fine last day

2005-06-27T09:23:00.000-07:00

Tick tock tick tock,
life in hong kong finally caught up with the clock.

In about 12 hrs time, i'll be leaving on a jetplane,don't know if i'll be back again. Sobz sobz, its been a wonderful journey. Although not as well as i had expected, i have no regrets of whatso ever,spending a month in foreign land has been one of the highlights of my life. To put it into greater prospective, its one of the many stages in life that me as a person,have to go through to grow and be complete. To understand and appreciate the little things that make life worth living for. To discover a whole new you, maybe someone inside whom you never thought had existed. Self discovery as i'll like to phrase it.

Ok i've got a major confession to make....i'm broke!!!i got so many dvds for myself that i'm left with lik 200 bucks to get my ass to the airport and to buy so Lao Puo Bing for my parents. I'm so screwed now,i hope my kind room mates can be the good samaritan and let me trade some SGD for some HKD, so alvin and alex, if your reading this. Show me the money!!!i promise i'll let you shoot me with that damn BB gun all night,and i'll let u insult my ego till i leave k. Alright gotta go play some warcraft with them now,though i sux but i saved their asses all the time....wahahahahaha..sux balls guys! Holla back

2 more days

2005-06-26T07:13:00.000-07:00

Tick tock tick tock,
The clocks ticking non stop.
Soon i'll be up in the clouds,
Away from all the hassel in kong that sound so loud.
Tingling sadness lingers in my heart,
A part of me thats unwilling to part.
The friends i made and the people are met,
Things in life i don't always get.
Home here i come running,
Never looking back,
Thats where my real life awaits,
Always there waiting.

Damn i still havent gotten my Von Dutch cap, i have to drop by Tisum Sha Tsui to get it like tomorrow. If not i won't have anytime left for last min shopping for my parents stuff, mostly local goodies. The worse nightmare for any shopper is running out of money when you wanna buy everything in the world, gotta control the urge to buy everything insight. Gotta tell myself that army doesn't allow that sweet looking FCUK tee to be worn, though the weekends so permit that. But come one, who am i kidding, i'll never step outta my house with a bald head. So to all you assholes [poly mates] who want me to attend the graduation, you can suck my balls! Alright gonna play warcraft with my flat mates for the last night, holla back.

Life aint a box of cherries

2005-06-24T21:13:00.000-07:00

Boohooohoo,my first damn entry and its gonna be a negative take. But thank GOD! i'm almost done with hk,its been quite a tormentful but yet humbling experience at the same time. Life is so much more harsh outside the shell i call home,Singapore. Weird though, i actually missed my mum's constant nagging, the boring weekdays i spent glued to discovery channel and the "thrilling" MRT rides to my school in Dover. Maybe thats what people usually call,home sickness. A syndrome commonly associated with losers who can't established a foothold in a foreign land, dying to return to the comforts of home santuary. Or maybe its just being human,to have both emotional and physcial attachment to the things we usually take for granted.

Alright! enough of this pseudo psycho rantings of a madman. I'm still at the agency waiting for my dear friend alvin to regain his senses before acompanying him home, he puked on the bus,dude how gross is that! but thankfully he brought along a plastic bag to puke in, i bet the bus captain's so delighted that he doesn't have to clear up puke at the end of his shift. Ok now alvin has left my sight, i wonder where he went hmmmmm. Ok i'm gonna go grab a bite after this, i'm a growing boy after all k! Hopefully that ass of a friend has a morsel of energy left to go shopping with me!!wweeeeee,ok i'm sounding like a girl again.......But its a Von Dutch cap i'm getting,rock on !!!i'll be lik the only cool dude in army wit a Von Dutch cap. Being bald isn't half bad afterall.

Ok that alvin is back,apparently he went to the toilet. Holla back.