Aint life a bitch

Thursday, June 30, 2005

heRE ARe pics

I got bullied everynight by the guys
Me and Alvin[Biggest asshole in the world]
3 dumbasses[only holds true for the guy on the right]
Me and Cha CHan Teng auntie

Fuck You ALEX!!!!

What a day

Alright i didnt got to really speak much abt the trip back to singapore,so pretty screwed with the freaking chiense words that appeared in the start up screen. Apparently that only happens in my dads com but not on my ...so yeah anyway,i decided to be a good bf for once and scare the shit outta my baby. Kinda didnt tell here that i was popping back early for a week,so yeah i went home,grab her gifts and surprise the shit outta her by appearing at her door step. How i wish i could hve measured the size of her gaping mouth, gotta be at least worthy of challenging the world record for biggest mouth hahaha,this ones for u baby.

Anyway yeah thanks to my dear friend alvin,whose so damn slow in hosting the pics in his online album,i won;t be able to post any pics just yet. However i'm gonna post of pics i've taken on my trip to japan b4 i went to HK. Just to try out those functions on the blog. Alright gonna watch Queer, holla back

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

finally home

For some damn reason the blogger site is in chinese, damn i can't read no chinese, its been lik 3 years sinc ei took my freakin O levels! so anyone out there whose reading this, pls help me with this shit...i gotta like change the freakin language settings before i know how to put some nice lil pics....gotta make it attractive so that my friends will have some dumb webby to go to when their bored

Alright back to the topic. The captain of my flight was great, i didn't felt a thing when the plane took off and landed, maybe its because i was sleepin like a pig,hopefully i didnt snore haha...food wasn't all that bad on the plane,beef pasta and magnum icecream. Alil tip for those who are gonna fly,wait for a few mins before eating the icecream. Somehow the freezer onboard is so efficient that all icecreams are kept rock solid,and i mean ROCK as a big time metaphor. Watched Be Cool on board, i was so disappointed. Personally describe it as a piece of shit saved only by the hilarious antics of THE ROCK, if u ssmmmmmeeeeellll~

Alright gotta go post this,more on singapore on my next post. ANYONE~help me!!!!

Monday, June 27, 2005

One fine last day

Tick tock tick tock,
life in hong kong finally caught up with the clock.

In about 12 hrs time, i'll be leaving on a jetplane,don't know if i'll be back again. Sobz sobz, its been a wonderful journey. Although not as well as i had expected, i have no regrets of whatso ever,spending a month in foreign land has been one of the highlights of my life. To put it into greater prospective, its one of the many stages in life that me as a person,have to go through to grow and be complete. To understand and appreciate the little things that make life worth living for. To discover a whole new you, maybe someone inside whom you never thought had existed. Self discovery as i'll like to phrase it.

Ok i've got a major confession to make....i'm broke!!!i got so many dvds for myself that i'm left with lik 200 bucks to get my ass to the airport and to buy so Lao Puo Bing for my parents. I'm so screwed now,i hope my kind room mates can be the good samaritan and let me trade some SGD for some HKD, so alvin and alex, if your reading this. Show me the money!!!i promise i'll let you shoot me with that damn BB gun all night,and i'll let u insult my ego till i leave k. Alright gotta go play some warcraft with them now,though i sux but i saved their asses all the time....wahahahahaha..sux balls guys! Holla back

Sunday, June 26, 2005

2 more days

Tick tock tick tock,
The clocks ticking non stop.
Soon i'll be up in the clouds,
Away from all the hassel in kong that sound so loud.
Tingling sadness lingers in my heart,
A part of me thats unwilling to part.
The friends i made and the people are met,
Things in life i don't always get.
Home here i come running,
Never looking back,
Thats where my real life awaits,
Always there waiting.


Damn i still havent gotten my Von Dutch cap, i have to drop by Tisum Sha Tsui to get it like tomorrow. If not i won't have anytime left for last min shopping for my parents stuff, mostly local goodies. The worse nightmare for any shopper is running out of money when you wanna buy everything in the world, gotta control the urge to buy everything insight. Gotta tell myself that army doesn't allow that sweet looking FCUK tee to be worn, though the weekends so permit that. But come one, who am i kidding, i'll never step outta my house with a bald head. So to all you assholes [poly mates] who want me to attend the graduation, you can suck my balls! Alright gonna play warcraft with my flat mates for the last night, holla back.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Life aint a box of cherries

Boohooohoo,my first damn entry and its gonna be a negative take. But thank GOD! i'm almost done with hk,its been quite a tormentful but yet humbling experience at the same time. Life is so much more harsh outside the shell i call home,Singapore. Weird though, i actually missed my mum's constant nagging, the boring weekdays i spent glued to discovery channel and the "thrilling" MRT rides to my school in Dover. Maybe thats what people usually call,home sickness. A syndrome commonly associated with losers who can't established a foothold in a foreign land, dying to return to the comforts of home santuary. Or maybe its just being human,to have both emotional and physcial attachment to the things we usually take for granted.

Alright! enough of this pseudo psycho rantings of a madman. I'm still at the agency waiting for my dear friend alvin to regain his senses before acompanying him home, he puked on the bus,dude how gross is that! but thankfully he brought along a plastic bag to puke in, i bet the bus captain's so delighted that he doesn't have to clear up puke at the end of his shift. Ok now alvin has left my sight, i wonder where he went hmmmmm. Ok i'm gonna go grab a bite after this, i'm a growing boy after all k! Hopefully that ass of a friend has a morsel of energy left to go shopping with me!!wweeeeee,ok i'm sounding like a girl again.......But its a Von Dutch cap i'm getting,rock on !!!i'll be lik the only cool dude in army wit a Von Dutch cap. Being bald isn't half bad afterall.

Ok that alvin is back,apparently he went to the toilet. Holla back.